TAGS:
#dave #animation

kuurion:

Happy 4/13 everybody!!!

This is my successor to last year’s Grimdark Rose. This also took a hell of a lot longer and was a shitton more work. But I’m improving!

Background came from here: http://wallpaperswin7.blogspot.ca/2011/02/best-free-desktop-wallpapers-of-3d_1751.html

meowmeowmeow83:

beat-bro:

FAKE Potential Homestuck ending #2: soul-bustin’ makes me feel good.

what the fuck

tumblrdottumblr:

The Louvre Abu Dhabi Museum, designed by Ateliers Jean Nouvel.

(Source: zeroraws)

You’re killing Gavin.

(Source: fueledbydyne)

v-shift:

you failed them, therefore you deserve it

logic

(Source: turntechnics)

lurlonde:

jade harley, upper class of the lilypad

itscarororo:

jackthevulture:

biologizeable:

The Croods is the best

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGCREATUREDESIGN

ahh the creature design was so excellent in this film

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

TAGS:
#text

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

TAGS:
#fma

royymustang:

Source 花束兄

Do not remove source

TAGS:
#homestuck

ket3:

fuck my life